What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS