What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.