What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS