What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.