What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries