Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because 7 8 9!
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Because 7 ate 9.
INNUENDO!!!!!!!
To the RESTaurant.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because Windows 7 8 9