Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because Windows 8 9.
Because 7 8 9.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
It ran out of cache.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
I dunno. Let's google it!
Because seven "ate" nine.
Because Windows 7 8 9