Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 t...

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

How are women and rocks alike?

A: You skip across the flat ones.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim?

He was glad he ate her.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9