Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer