Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

p p

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant