Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.