Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.