Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin