Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )