How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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Why was the priest also an imam?

Double the prophet.

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin