How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say at the salad bar?

Lettuce pray.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Alter Boy Jokes More Alter Boy Jokes

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin