How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined ?

He parked on a yellow lion !

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !