How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.