How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.