How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.