What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.