What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!