Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Siamese Jokes More Siamese Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.