Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Challenge Jokes More Challenge Jokes

What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Siamese Twin Jokes More Siamese Twin Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.