Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Minnesota Jokes More Minnesota Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

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Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :