Iowa Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

49 Jokes More 49 Jokes

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.