What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

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What do you call a shoplifter of pancakes?

Crepetomaniac

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

The pancakes was flattered.