Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!