Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
So hangman is more realistic.
None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?
Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)
A Clock-18
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
A seahorse !
A dead centipede.
Herr Jordan