Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What pdf reader do Jedis use?

The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!