Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!