Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!