Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Traveler Jokes More Traveler Jokes

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Jordan Jokes More Jordan Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan