What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder