What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder