What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder