What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

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Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.