What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.