What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich?

A Luncheon!

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.