Cold Shoulder Jokes

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

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