A little plaque.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
Steppenwolf
Because he is boring.
Shoot lions.
The No-Bell prize.
Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
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