What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.