What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

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What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!"

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.