What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer?

All of them

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"