What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.