What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.