What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.