What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.