On a blind date
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
50 pounds.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
He ran his business on a skeleton crew.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
A: On a blind date!
Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"