What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.