What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer