How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican baptism?

Bean dip!

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

Mexican Child Jokes More Mexican Child Jokes

What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.