How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.