How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Carlene ! Carlene who ?

Carlene against that wall

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.