Have him stand against a wall.
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
removed
Juan on Juan.
Go stand in front of a mirror
He's a keeper"
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.