How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.