Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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Because they are out standing in their field.

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Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What do you call a Maxican migdet?

A paragraph because their not a full ese

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel