Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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What do you call an alien with three balls?

E.T. the extra testicle.

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?

Take me to your breeder !

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

Paragraph Jokes More Paragraph Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

Why is a Mexican midget called a paragraph?

Because he isn't a full ese.

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"