Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue