Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex