How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.