How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing