How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.