What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper