What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.