What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !