What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

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Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.