An Alley-Gator
They both like to throw a ho-down.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Ebola
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
You will see one later and one in a while.