What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"