Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.