Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.