Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR