Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.