What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!