What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

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Why did the number one go to jail?

187

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.