Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.