Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

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What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles."

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

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Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.