What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."