What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point