What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!