What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What's 72?

What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Who am I to argue?

So I thanked him and went back home.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.