What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.