What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a .tiff!