What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

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White noise.

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

3, and the rest are true stories.

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Ebay.

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When you don't use a condom.

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Because they can't even.

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Mounting pressure from his friends and family

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A Joint family.

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Bumpkin pie!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise