What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"