What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

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What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun