What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!