Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
To give their kids a wide birth.
a migraine
In Wales.
Because they want to.
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because it's intense
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
