What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.