What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

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What did one fly say to the other?

your man is down'

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

She was a woman.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why are pharmaceutical chemists considered such studs?

They're able to make a fun-gal cream.