What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Where does Ben Carson spend most of his time on Reddit?

r/explainlikeimfive

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?