Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.