Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What time does Andy Murray go to bed?

Tennish!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.