Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours