Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What sound does a chocolate bird make?

Cacao! Cacao!

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How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.