What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent