What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

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What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.