Stop using Chex as a weapon!
A pedi-file
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
He can't get to 3rd base
A: Because red means stop.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Their pacifists
Because their weapons were made in China
I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
