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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What Social Media site do the undead use?

Tomblr.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

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What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water?

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms