Stop using Chex as a weapon!
The elephants are using them as tampons
Pair-a-dice!
The chewy center.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
When they lose their haunting licenses.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because they always throw up
Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.
A bow.
A skinnytar.
You can get cereal without nuts.
Wind O's
