What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.