What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his kids?

Because he's black.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Weapon Jokes More Weapon Jokes

Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!