What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Where did the kid with adhd go?

Aushwitz

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

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Why did the crazed Packers fan throw out all of Aaron Rodgers's forks?

They were too Cutler-y.

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks