Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Pole Position
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Please answer before my wife gets home!
Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .
Tie his hands together
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
His wife and kids
Pen-guinades.
Those are the wrong Sais
Luckily Charms