What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal