How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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How do you tell Michael Jackson's age?

You put a color scale next to his face.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.