How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.