How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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It's smoking a cigarette.

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Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

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Diddly squat

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis