Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.