Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.