Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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Round Jokes More Round Jokes

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.