Applause Jokes

What do you call a group of Chlamydia bacteria?

An applause....

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

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What do you call an emotionless Asian woman?

A rice queen!

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks