An applause....
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A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.
Because every time they do all they do is crap
A rebel without applause.
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
Because I shot its leg off.
A bunch of sissies.
A pack o'derms
Santapplause !
Because they're all dead
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A rebel without a gauze.
Rebel without a menopause.
Your mom.
