What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap