Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

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What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well