Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers