He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
Attila the Bun.
They don't want to be left hanging
They hold a runoff election.
He heard they had PIE.
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Amazon.
Heroine overdose
He'd be an illegal alien.
The krypton-knight.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
because they can't protect their towers
League of Legends. Because they know drama.
