Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!