League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do you call a mexican hitchhiker?

El Paso

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.