League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Grain Jokes More Grain Jokes

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

Brawl Jokes More Brawl Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

How did the butcher cure cancer?

With salt.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Super Hero League Jokes More Super Hero League Jokes

What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of?

The X men!

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.