League Jokes

Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Who pays?

Germany.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.