What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.