What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.