Because now his watch has ended.
Ah horse apples!
Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Human Resources.
Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.