Because now his watch has ended.
Chicken sees a salad.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Because the princess was always on another Castle.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
The Post Office
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."
She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.