How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Gasp Jokes More Gasp Jokes

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.