How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.